What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.