What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.