Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently