Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids