What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.