What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.