What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.