What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.