What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.