How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "