What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters