What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family