Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.