Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Med School Jokes More Med School Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !