What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.