What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan