How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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An archerd.

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Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Just Juan.

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What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)