How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.