How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!