What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.