What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.