What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog