What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.