Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.