Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.