What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.