What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.