Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99