Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!