Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.