What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

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Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)