Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.