What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Who is?

These nuts"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!