Because the prick's behind the wheel
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Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.
A nut for a jar of tuna.
He nuts and bolts
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
I regret nutting!!!
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
In his nutsack...
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
He nuts and bolts.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Because he nuts and bolts.
She is allergic to nuts.
Mack-a-Dameon.
Nuts.
They're both used to store nuts.
A Brazilian
You can get cereal without nuts.
I can clearly see your nuts!
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
First time posting to .
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
He AJAXulated.
Macademia.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because his nuts were in his neck!
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"
Walnuts
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
They dough nut have anything in common.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
An astronaut.
To hide his nuts!!
Cashews.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
Being up to your nuts in cider.
It's driving me nuts!"
Plant its nuts.
Dough nuts!
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
They're both filled with nuts
These nuts"
A high coo(/spoiler)
Because he had no nuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
A Pi-cashew
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Kick him in the nuts.
Cherries and nuts
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Well I can clearly see your nuts
Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Almond Joy.
Nut and bolt
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
He screws, nuts, and bolts
You bust a nut
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Cashew
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
The pistachio.
A eunucorn.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
Cashew.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Pecan, typically.
Diez nuts!
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
I'm a cashew!
Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew
A hot dog.
A Brazilian dollars.
A: You should bill Gates.
A Coke-o-nut.
Pair-o-Medics
Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
A dollar
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
pupil. doughnut.
Doughnuts.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Mali-BOO
