What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.