What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What's a clowns favorite thing to do?

Children

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.