What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda