What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.