What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin