What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Me: You mean after I die, right

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you get a VHS tape.

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I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin