What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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What did the metric alien say ?

Take me to your litre !

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.