Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money