Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.