Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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He flushed.

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Because property is theft.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!