How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite