How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Give her two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.