Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"