Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.