How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.