How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!