What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!