Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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because they serve Poutine.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello