Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!