What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me