Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!