Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"