What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.