What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu