What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.