Lawsuits.
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
He came to work baked.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Downy.
A: A buzzness suit!
A straight jacket.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
A lawsuit in a pantsuit.