What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.