What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.