Civil War Jokes

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.