How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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A lightbulb.

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Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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Dind Dong

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I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting