What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates