How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!