Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Crossword Puzzle Jokes More Crossword Puzzle Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.