What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.