What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.