What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?