How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "