How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.