What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!