What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.