When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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With a pilaf.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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Two days.

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Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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When you can't.

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Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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