When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.